The house was quiet (this is how many good stories start). Then Alli came to me in a panic and said, "June is doing something in the bathroom." "Something" is short for "something that is really naughty."
And so I sprang to my feet to assess the situation.
This is what I found...
Yes, June climbed into the bathroom sink, stopped the drain and had a little bubble bath.
Just her size.
That soap dispenser was full last week.
When she was done I wrapped her in a hand towel... okay, it was a little too small.