Mouse crap

I have been laughing so hard about this one.
Allison was playing pretend with toy animals. She had a mouse stuck in a pretend mouse trap, but she had confused the words mouse trap and mouse crap. So her play conversation included gems like these:
"Stay away from the mouse crap, little mouse."
"Oh no! The mouse can't get out of the mouse crap!"
"I got to get the mouse out of the mouse crap!"
"Mom, how do mouses get out of mouse craps?"

(Her play was more influenced by Cinderella than by any rodent experience we have had at our house. She was playing "friendly mouse.")